PHILOSOPHERS OF OUR TIME
Added on: 5th Aug 2015
JOHN GLENN
As I hurtled through space,
one thought kept crossing my mind -
every part of this rocket was supplied
by the lowest bidder.
DESMOND TUTU
When the white missionaries came to Africa they
had the Bible and we had the land.
They said 'Let us pray.'
We closed our eyes.
When we opened them we had the Bible
and they had the land.
DAVID LETTERMAN
America is the only country where a
significant proportion of the population
believes that professional wrestling
is real but the moon landing was fake.
HOWARD HUGHES
I'm not a paranoid, deranged millionaire.
I'm a billionaire.
OLD ITALIAN PROVERB
After the game, the King and the pawn
go into the same box.
BETSY SALKIND
Men are like linoleum floors. Lay them right and
you can walk all over them for thirty years.
JEAN KERR
The only reason they say 'Women and children first'
is to test the strength of the lifeboats.
ZSA ZSA GABOR
I've been married to a communist and a fascist, and
neither would take out the garbage.
JEFF FOXWORTHY
You know you're a redneck
if your home has wheels
and your car doesn't.
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