HOW YOU SHOULD USE EVERYDAY PRODUCTS

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO PULL THE SIDES OF THE JUICE BOX

OUT SO THAT YOUR KIDS CAN HOLD ONTO THEM

AND KEEP THE JUICE FROM SPILLING.

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SPREAD THE EDGES OF YOUR

KETCHUP CUPS SO THAT THEY HOLD MORE KETCHUP.

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SHOVE A STRAW THROUGH THE

MIDDLE OF A STRAWBERRY (STARTING AT THE BOTTOM)

TO PUSH THE LEAVES OFF THE TOP.

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO HOLD THE "DOOR CLOSE" BUTTON ON

THE ELEVATOR WHILE YOU CHOOSE YOUR FLOOR. IT WILL

GO STRAIGHT TO THAT FLOOR WITHOUT STOPPING. OK,

YOU'RE ACTUALLY NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT BUT THIS

HACK WORKS ON MOST ELEVATORS.

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO USE COCA COLA TO CLEAN YOUR

CAR BATTERY, DEFROST YOUR WINDSHIELD, AND

CLEAN BLOOD STAINS.

NOW YOU KNOW.

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO USE BEER TO POLISH YOUR WOODEN

FURNITURE AND GOLD IF YOU HAVE ANY.

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO USE A PAPER CLIP TO POP THE RESET

BUTTON ON THE INK CARTRIDGE WHEN THE COMPUTER SAYS

YOU'RE OUT OF INK. THE TRUTH IS YOU ACTUALLY STILL

HAVE A BIT LEFT!

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO USE STAPLE REMOVERS TO

OPEN KEY RINGS.