NO BATHROOM BREAK

One day there was this little boy named

Johnny he had to go to the bathroom

so he raised his hand and asked the teacher

"can I go to the bathroom."

she said no.

Then 5 minutes later he raised his hand

and said "damn it I have to piss

can I go to the bathroom.

"She said

"no not with that mouth.

"She said now go to the corner and

say your a,b,c's.front words and backwords

He went to the corner and said

"a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k,l,m,n,o,q,r,s,t,u,v,w,x,y,z"

Then he said

"z,y,x,w,v,u,t,s,r,q,o,n,m,l,k,j,i,h,g,f,e,d,c,b,a"

Then she said

"Where is the p?."

Little Johnny said

"Running down my leg."