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LAZY FROG

Added on: 15th Aug 2015

 

A beautiful, well endowed, young blonde,

goes to her local pet store in

search of an exotic pet.

 

As she looks about the store,

she notices a box full of frogs.

 

The sign says:

Sex Frogs! Only $20 each!

Money Back Guarantee!

(Comes with complete instructions).

 

The girl excitedly looks around to see if

anybody's watching her and whispers softly

to the man behind the counter,

"I'll take one."

 

The man packaged the frog and said,

"Just follow the instructions carefully."

 

The girl nods, grabs the box, and is

quickly on her way home.

 

As soon as she closes the door to her apartment,

the girl takes out the instructions and reads

them thoroughly, doing exactly what it says to do:

 

1. Take a shower.

2. Splash on some nice smelling perfume.

3. Slip into a very sexy teddy.

4. Crawl into bed and position the frog in place.

 

She then quickly gets into bed with the frog

and to her surprise, nothing happens!

 

The girl is totally frustrated and quite upset at this point.

 

She re-reads the instructions and notices at

the bottom of the paper it says,

 

"If you have any problems or questions,

please call the pet store."

 

So, the girl calls the pet store.

 

The man says,

"I had some complaints earlier today.

I'll be right over."

 

Within five minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell.

 

The girl welcomes him in and says,

"See, I've done everything according to the

instructions and the damn thing just sits there."

 

The man, looking very concerned,

picks up the frog,

stares directly into its eyes and sternly says:

 

"Listen to me!

I'm only going to show you

how to do this one more time!" 

 

happy frog  animation

 


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