I WANT TO GET MARRIED

I said to my father:

"Dad, I want to get married."

He said:

"Alright son, who do you want to marry?"

I said:

"I'd like to marry Miss Green".

He said:

"You can't".

I said:

"Why not?"

He said:

"She's your half-sister.

When I was a lad I had a bike and

I got around a bit."

I said:

"Alright, I'll marry Miss White."

He said:

"You can't,

she's your half-sister.

Forget about it."

Well, I was a bit despondent and I

walked around and my mum said to me:

"What's wrong with you?"

I said:

"Well, I said to Dad I wanted to marry

Miss Green and he said I couldn't because

she's my half-sister.

I said, "All right,

I'll marry Miss White."

He said:

'You can't, she's your half-sister."

She said:

"Look, you go and marry which one you like.

He's not your father anyway!"