I WANT TO GET MARRIED
Added on: 21st Aug 2015
I said to my father:
"Dad, I want to get married."
He said:
"Alright son, who do you want to marry?"
I said:
"I'd like to marry Miss Green".
He said:
"You can't".
I said:
"Why not?"
He said:
"She's your half-sister.
When I was a lad I had a bike and
I got around a bit."
I said:
"Alright, I'll marry Miss White."
He said:
"You can't,
she's your half-sister.
Forget about it."
Well, I was a bit despondent and I
walked around and my mum said to me:
"What's wrong with you?"
I said:
"Well, I said to Dad I wanted to marry
Miss Green and he said I couldn't because
she's my half-sister.
I said, "All right,
I'll marry Miss White."
He said:
'You can't, she's your half-sister."
She said:
"Look, you go and marry which one you like.
He's not your father anyway!"
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