INAPPRORIATE KIDS PRODUCTS

VIBRATING HARRY POTTER BROOM

Would you let your kid stick a vibrating broom

in their crotch.

WOLVERINE SQUEAK HAMMER

Was there really nowhere else they could have put the

inflate nozzle

E.T. FINGER LIGHT

So many of these things disappeared and were later found

in the drawers of housewives in 1986.

SHAPE SHIFTER PUNISHER

Punisher literally has a crotch rocket, did nobody in toy

development see the possible issue with this?

A big gun is one thing, but c’mon.

POLE DANCE DOLL

Little girls love imitating their mothers, but this is only one step away

from buying your kid clear platform heels and a Motley Crue dance mix.

BREASTFEEDING BABY DOLL

Nobody wants to see an 8-year-old breastfeeding a baby.