THE PERFECT DIET
Added on: 26th Aug 2015
A terribly overweight blonde woman
goes to her doctor about her weight,
so her doctor puts her on a diet.
"I want you to eat vegetables and
grains for 2 days, then skip a day
and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks.
The next time I see you,
you will have lost at least 5 pounds."
When the blonde returned,
she shocked the doctor by losing
nearly 20 pounds.
"Why, that's amazing!"
the doctor said,
"Did you follow my instructions?"
The blonde nodded.
"I'll tell you though,
I thought I was going
to drop dead that third day."
"From hunger, you mean?"
"No, from skipping."
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