LADIES AT THE BUS STOP
Added on: 31st Aug 2015
Two elderly ladies were smoking
cigarettes while waiting for a bus.
It started to rain, so one lady
reached into her purse,
took out a condom,
cut off the tip and slipped it over
her cigarette and continued to smoke.
Her friend saw this and said,
"Hey that's a good idea!
What is it that you put over your cigarette?"
The first old lady said,
"It's a condom."
"A condom?
Where do you get those?"
The lady with the dry cigarette
told her friend that she could
purchase condoms at the pharmacy.
When the two ladies arrived downtown,
the lady with all the questions
went into the pharmacy and asked the
pharmacist if he sold condoms.
The pharmacists said he did,
but was a little surprised
that this elderly woman
was interested in condoms,
so he asked her,
"What size do you want?"
The lady thought for a minute and said,
"One that will fit a Camel."
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