THE PRIEST AND NUN IN WINTER
Added on: 1st Sep 2015
A priest and a nun were lost
in a snowstorm.
After a while,
they came upon a small cabin.
Being exhausted, they prepared
to go to sleep.
There was a stack of blankets in the
corner and a sleeping bag on the floor
but only one bed.
Being a gentleman, the priest said,
"Sister, you sleep on the bed.
I'll sleep on the floor in the
Just as he got zipped up in the bag
and was beginning to fall asleep,
the nun said, "Father, I'm cold."
He unzipped the sleeping bag,
got up, got a blanket and put it on her.
Once again, he got into the sleeping bag,
zipped it up and started to drift off
to sleep when the nun once again said,
"Father, I'm still very cold."
He unzipped the bag, got up again,
put another blanket on her and got
into his sleeping bag once again.
Just as his eyes closed, she said,
"Father, I'm sooooo cold."
This time, he remained there and said,
"Sister, I have an idea.
We're out here in the wilderness where
no one will ever know what happened.
Let's pretend we're married."
The nun purred,
"That's fine by me."
To which the priest yelled back,
"Get up and get your own stupid