FACEBOOKS TOP FIFTY FUNNIEST JOKES (50-40)

50.   I went to the Doctors the other day,

and he said,

'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went  -  and I got it.

49.  A seal walks into a club...   

48.   Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.            

47.   So I met this gangster who pulls up the back

of people's pants, it was Wedgie Kray.   

46.   I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything:

trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.  

45.   I tried water polo but my horse drowned.      

44.  A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West.

He slides up to the bar and announces:

''I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.''   

43.  You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.

42.  I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel. 

41.   Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly.

But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that

you can't have your kayak and heat it.      

40.  I said to this train driver

''I want to go to Paris".

He said ''Eurostar?''

I said,

''I've been on telly

but I'm no Dean Martin''.