FACEBOOKS TOP FIFTY FUNNIEST JOKES (19-10)

19.   I rang up British Telecom, I said,

''I want to report a nuisance caller'',

he said ''Not you again''

18.  ''My therapist says I have a

preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that.''

17.  When Susan's boyfriend proposed

marriage to her she said:

''I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband''.

16.  I went to buy some camouflage trousers

the other day but I couldn't find any.

15.  There's two fish in a tank, and one says

''How do you drive this thing?''

14.  A woman has twins, and gives

them up for adoption.

One of them goes to a family in Egypt

and is named 'Amal.'

The other goes to a family in Spain,

they name him Juan'.

Years later;

Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum.

Upon receiving the picture,

she tells her husband that she wished

she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds,

''But they are twins.

If you've seen Juan,

you've seen Amal.''

13.  I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought,

''He's trying to pull a fast one''.   

12.  My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed,

I never knew they worked. 

 11.  I went to the doctors the other day and I said,

'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite. 

10.  A man walks into a bar with a

roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

''Pint please, and one for the road.''