MEET THE DUMBEST JOB APPLICANTS
Added on: 10th Oct 2015
TOOK THE EDGE OFF...WITH A DRINK.
Someone threw his beer can in the outside trash can
before going into the reception area.
TMI, PEOPLE.
"A guy once talked during the interview about how an
affair cost him a previous job."
READ THE DIRECTIONS WRONG.
"Some companies ask prospective job applicants to fill out a
questionnaire. For the line 'Choose one word to summarize your
strongest professional attribute,' a woman wrote,
'I'm very good at following instructions.'
GROSSED OUT THE INTERVIEWER.
"Someone once blew her nose and lined up the used
tissues on the table in front of her."
MISUNDERSTOOD THE WORK.
"An individual applied for a customer-service job
and when asked what he might not like about the job,
he said, 'Dealing with people.'
BROUGHT A SIDEKICK. WHO WASN'T PATIENT.
"Once an applicant's friend came in and asked,
'How much longer?'
DIDN'T BOTHER WITH RESEARCH.
"It's amazing when people come in for an interview and say,
'Can you tell me about your business?'
There’s an Internet. Look it up."
LISTED ALL EXPERIENCES...RELEVANT OR NOT.
Somebody once listed their prison time as a job.
And an exotic dancer who called herself a 'customer
service representative.'
CAME HUNGRY.
Someone ate all the sweets from the sweet bowl
while trying to answer questions.
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