BANK ROBBERY

It's Saint Patrick's day and an armed

hooded robber bursts into the

Bank of Ireland and forces the tellers

to load a sack full of cash.

On his way out the door with the

loot one brave Irish customer grabs the

hood and pulls it off revealing

the robber's face.

The robber shoots the man

without hesitation.

He then looks around the bank to see

if anyone else has seen him.

One of the tellers is looking straight

at him and the robber walks

over and calmly shoots him dead.

Everyone by now is very scared

and looking down at the floor.

"Did anyone else see my face?"

screams the robber.

There is a few moments of silence

then one elderly Irish gent,

looking down,

tentatively raises his hand and says,

"I think me wife here may

have caught a glimpse."