THE WORST KNOCK-OFF TOYS

NEW STYLE NINJA TORTOISE

Because the Ninja Turtles are so 90s

SENSE OF RIGHT ALLIANCE

Wait…what is Shrek doing there?

BATMAN

First of all, how do you confuse Superman with Batman? And second

of all, why on Earth would he need a grenade launcher!?

ROBERTCOP

He’s RoboCop’s super nerdy half-brother.

CHANGE ROBOT

The strangest thing about this one, aside from kids never having

seen a cassette tape before, is that on the box cover it’s the

cassette tapes doing the super cool fighting moves and not the robot.

OUTDOOR HEROES

You’ve probably always wondered what Spider Man would

look like as a redneck

X GAME 360

It even comes with a gun

THE DANGEROUS MICKEY MOUSE

Apparently this mouse is a winner (at least according to the box) and

with those fangs we find it hard to disagree.

DON'T BE ANGRY

If you’ve ever played Trouble, then you know why this is a knockoff.

It looks like a pretty good one though.