AUSTRALIAN BARBER
Added on: 28th Oct 2015
AN OLD DROVER WALKS INTO A BARBER SHOP
IN BLACK STUMP CROSSING,
NORTHERN TERRITORY,
FOR A SHAVE AND A HAIRCUT.
HE TELLS THE BARBER HE CAN'T GET
ALL HIS WHISKERS OFF BECAUSE HIS
CHEEKS ARE WRINKLED FROM AGE.
THE BARBER GETS A LITTLE WOODEN BALL
FROM A CUP ON THE SHELF AND TELLS
THE OLD DROVER TO PUT IT INSIDE HIS CHEEK
TO SPREAD OUT THE SKIN.
WHEN HE'S FINISHED,
THE OLD DROVER TELLS THE BARBER
THAT WAS THE CLEANEST SHAVE HE'D HAD IN YEARS,
BUT HE WANTED TO KNOW WHAT WOULD HAVE
HAPPENED IF HE HAD ACCIDENTALLY
SWALLOWED THAT LITTLE BALL.
THE BARBER REPLIED,
"JUST BRING IT BACK IN A COUPLE OF DAYS
LIKE EVERYONE ELSE DOES.
Comment on this