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AUSTRALIAN BARBER

Added on: 28th Oct 2015

 

AN OLD DROVER WALKS INTO A BARBER SHOP

IN BLACK STUMP CROSSING,

NORTHERN TERRITORY,

FOR A SHAVE AND A HAIRCUT.

HE TELLS THE BARBER HE CAN'T GET

ALL HIS WHISKERS OFF BECAUSE HIS

CHEEKS ARE WRINKLED FROM AGE.

THE BARBER GETS A LITTLE WOODEN BALL

FROM A CUP ON THE SHELF AND TELLS

THE OLD DROVER TO PUT IT INSIDE HIS CHEEK

TO SPREAD OUT THE SKIN.

WHEN HE'S FINISHED,

THE OLD DROVER TELLS THE BARBER

THAT WAS THE CLEANEST SHAVE HE'D HAD IN YEARS,

BUT HE WANTED TO KNOW WHAT WOULD HAVE

HAPPENED IF HE HAD ACCIDENTALLY

SWALLOWED THAT LITTLE BALL.

THE BARBER REPLIED,

"JUST BRING IT BACK IN A COUPLE OF DAYS

LIKE EVERYONE ELSE DOES.

 

http://www.gifs.net/Animation11/Jobs_and_People/Barbers_and_Beauticians/Barber.gif

 


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