THE ETIQUETTE LESSON

DURING A GOOD MANNERS AND

ETIQUETTE CLASS BEING HELD

FOR YOUNG CHILDREN,

THE TEACHER SAYS TO HER STUDENTS:

"IF YOU WERE COURTING A WELL EDUCATED

YOUNG GIRL FROM A PROMINENT FAMILY AND

DURING A DINNER FOR TWO

YOU NEEDED TO GO TO THE TOILET,

WHAT WOULD YOU SAY TO HER?"

MIKE REPLIES:

"WAIT A MINUTE,

I'M GOING FOR A PISS."

THE TEACHER SAYS:

"THAT WOULD BE VERY RUDE AND

IMPROPER ON YOUR PART."

CHARLIE REPLIES:

"I'M SORRY I NEED TO GO TO THE TOILET,

I'LL BE BACK IN A MINUTE."

THE TEACHER SAYS:

"THAT'S MUCH BETTER BUT

TO MENTION THE WORD "TOILET"

DURING A MEAL, IS UNPLEASANT."

THEN LITTLE JOHNNY SAYS:

"MY DEAR, PLEASE EXCUSE ME FOR A MOMENT.

I HAVE TO GO AND SHAKE HANDS

WITH A PERSONAL FRIEND,

WHOM I HOPE TO BE ABLE TO

INTRODUCE YOU TO AFTER DINNER."