THE PANDA

A PANDA WALKS INTO A RESTAURANT,

SITS DOWN AND ORDERS A SANDWICH.

HE EATS THE SANDWICH,

THEN PULLS OUT A GUN AND

SHOOTS THE WAITER DEAD.

AS THE PANDA STANDS UP TO LEAVE,

THE MANAGER SHOUTS:

"HEY! WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

YOU JUST SHOT MY WAITER AND

YOU DIDN'T PAY FOR YOUR SANDWICH!"

THE PANDA YELLS BACK AT THE MANAGER:

"HEY, I'M A PANDA! LOOK IT UP!"

SO THE MANAGER OPENS HIS DICTIONARY

AND LOOKS UP THE WORD 'PANDA'.

IT READS

"PANDA:

A TREE DWELLING MAMMAL OF ASIAN ORIGIN,

CHARACTERISED BY DISTINCT

BLACK AND WHITE COLOURING.

EATS SHOOTS AND LEAVES."