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QUESTIONS TO PONDER OVER

Added on: 18th Jul 2013

  • Why do they call it an asteroid when it's OUTside the hemisphere,
  • but call it a hemorrhoid when it's IN your butt?
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  • Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you,
  • but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
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  • Why do we press harder on a remote control
  • when we know the batteries are getting dead?
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  • Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds'
  • when they know there is not enough money?
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  • Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars,
  • but check when you say the paint is wet?
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  • Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
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  • Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
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  • Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest,
  • but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
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  • Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
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  • Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?
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  • If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
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  • Why is it that no matter what colour bubble bath you use
  • the bubbles are always white?
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  • Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
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  • Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes
  • that something new to eat will have materialized?
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  • How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
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  • When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle
  • with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so,
  • why do we say,
  • 'It's all right?'
  • Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say,
  • 'That really hurt, why don't you watch where you're going?'
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  • In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer
  • when we complained about the heat?
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  • The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons
  • are suffering from some sort of mental illness.
  • Think of your three best friends –
  • if they're okay, then it's you.

 


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