QUESTIONS TO PONDER OVER
Added on: 18th Jul 2013
- Why do they call it an asteroid when it's OUTside the hemisphere,
- but call it a hemorrhoid when it's IN your butt?
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- Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you,
- but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
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- Why do we press harder on a remote control
- when we know the batteries are getting dead?
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- Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds'
- when they know there is not enough money?
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- Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars,
- but check when you say the paint is wet?
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- Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
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- Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
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- Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest,
- but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
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- Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
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- Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?
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- If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
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- Why is it that no matter what colour bubble bath you use
- the bubbles are always white?
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- Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
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- Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes
- that something new to eat will have materialized?
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- How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
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- When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle
- with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so,
- why do we say,
- 'It's all right?'
- Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say,
- 'That really hurt, why don't you watch where you're going?'
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- In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer
- when we complained about the heat?
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- The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons
- are suffering from some sort of mental illness.
- Think of your three best friends –
- if they're okay, then it's you.
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