DEER HUNTER
Added on: 19th Nov 2015
A MAN GOES DEER HUNTING
FOR THE FIRST TIME
AND SHOOTS A DEER.
HE DECIDES TO CLEAN AND
SERVE THE DEER MEAT FOR SUPPER.
BUT, KNOWING HIS CHILDREN ARE
FUSSY EATERS AND SENTIMENTAL
ABOUT ANIMALS,
HE DOESN'T TELL THEM
WHAT THEY'RE GETTING.
HIS LITTLE BOY, JIMMY,
KEEPS ASKING
"WHAT'S FOR SUPPER DAD?"
"YOU'LL SEE", HE REPLIES.
THAT EVENING HIS DAUGHTER
CONTINUES TO BADGER HIM
ABOUT THE DELICIOUS MEAT
THEY'RE ALL EATING.
"OK", SAYS HER FATHER,
"HERE'S A HINT.
IT'S WHAT YOUR MOTHER
SOMETIMES CALLS ME."
THE DAUGHTER SCREAMS...
"DON'T EAT IT JIMMY!
IT'S AN ARSEHOLE!"
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