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DRIVING

Added on: 20th Jul 2013

DRIVING

Two elderly women were out driving in a large car

both could barely see over the dashboard.

As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection.

The stoplight was red, but they just went on through.

The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself

'I must be losing it.

I could have sworn we just went through a red light.'

After a few more minutes, they came to another intersection
and the light was red. Again, they went right through.

The woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light
had been red but was really concerned that she was losing it.

She was getting nervous.

At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was red
and they went on through.

So she turned to the other woman and said,

'Mildred, did you know that we just ran
through three red lights in a row?

You could have killed us both!'

Mildred turned to her and said, 'Oh, crap, am I driving?'


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