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FOUR SONS

Added on: 28th Nov 2015

 

 

THESE 4 GENTS GO OUT TO PLAY

GOLF ONE SUNNY MORNING.

ONE IS DETAINED IN THE CLUBHOUSE

AND THE OTHER THREE ARE DISCUSSING

THEIR CHILDREN WHILE WALKING

TO THE FIRST TEE.

 

"MY SON KENT,"

SAYS ONE,

"HAS MADE QUITE A NAME FOR HIMSELF

IN THE HOME-BUILDING INDUSTRY.

HE BEGAN AS A CARPENTER,

BUT NOW OWNS HIS OWN DESIGN AND

CONSTRUCTION FIRM.

HE'S SO SUCCESSFUL IN FACT,

IN THE LAST YEAR HE WAS ABLE TO

GIVE A GOOD FRIEND A

BRAND NEW HOME AS A GIFT."

 

THE SECOND MAN,

NOT TO BE OUT DONE,

TELLS HOW HIS SON BEGAN HIS CAREER

AS A CAR SALESMAN,

BUT NOW OWNS A MULTI-LINE DEALERSHIP.

"NORM'S SO SUCCESSFUL, IN FACT,

IN THE LAST SIX MONTHS HE GAVE HIS

FRIEND TWO BRAND NEW CARS AS A GIFT."

 

THE THIRD MAN'S SON,

GREG, HAS WORKED HIS WAY UP

THROUGH A STOCK BROKERAGE,

AND IN THE LAST FEW WEEKS HAS

GIVEN A GOOD FRIEND A LARGE

STOCK PORTFOLIO AS A GIFT.

 

AS THE FOURTH MAN ARRIVES AT THE TEE,

ANOTHER TELLS HIM THAT THEY HAVE

BEEN DISCUSSING THEIR PROGENY AND

ASKS WHAT LINE HIS SON IS IN.

 

"TO TELL THE TRUTH,

I'M NOT VERY PLEASED WITH

HOW MY SON TURNED OUT,"

HE REPLIES.

"FOR 15 YEARS,

CHICO'S BEEN A HAIRDRESSER AND

I'VE JUST RECENTLY DISCOVERED HE'S GAY.

HOWEVER, ON THE BRIGHT SIDE,

HE MUST BE GOOD AT WHAT HE DOES

BECAUSE HIS LAST THREE BOYFRIENDS

HAVE GIVEN HIM A BRAND NEW HOUSE,

TWO CARS AND

A BIG PILE OF STOCK CERTIFICATES."

 

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