FOUR SONS
Added on: 28th Nov 2015
THESE 4 GENTS GO OUT TO PLAY
GOLF ONE SUNNY MORNING.
ONE IS DETAINED IN THE CLUBHOUSE
AND THE OTHER THREE ARE DISCUSSING
THEIR CHILDREN WHILE WALKING
TO THE FIRST TEE.
"MY SON KENT,"
SAYS ONE,
"HAS MADE QUITE A NAME FOR HIMSELF
IN THE HOME-BUILDING INDUSTRY.
HE BEGAN AS A CARPENTER,
BUT NOW OWNS HIS OWN DESIGN AND
CONSTRUCTION FIRM.
HE'S SO SUCCESSFUL IN FACT,
IN THE LAST YEAR HE WAS ABLE TO
GIVE A GOOD FRIEND A
BRAND NEW HOME AS A GIFT."
THE SECOND MAN,
NOT TO BE OUT DONE,
TELLS HOW HIS SON BEGAN HIS CAREER
AS A CAR SALESMAN,
BUT NOW OWNS A MULTI-LINE DEALERSHIP.
"NORM'S SO SUCCESSFUL, IN FACT,
IN THE LAST SIX MONTHS HE GAVE HIS
FRIEND TWO BRAND NEW CARS AS A GIFT."
THE THIRD MAN'S SON,
GREG, HAS WORKED HIS WAY UP
THROUGH A STOCK BROKERAGE,
AND IN THE LAST FEW WEEKS HAS
GIVEN A GOOD FRIEND A LARGE
STOCK PORTFOLIO AS A GIFT.
AS THE FOURTH MAN ARRIVES AT THE TEE,
ANOTHER TELLS HIM THAT THEY HAVE
BEEN DISCUSSING THEIR PROGENY AND
ASKS WHAT LINE HIS SON IS IN.
"TO TELL THE TRUTH,
I'M NOT VERY PLEASED WITH
HOW MY SON TURNED OUT,"
HE REPLIES.
"FOR 15 YEARS,
CHICO'S BEEN A HAIRDRESSER AND
I'VE JUST RECENTLY DISCOVERED HE'S GAY.
HOWEVER, ON THE BRIGHT SIDE,
HE MUST BE GOOD AT WHAT HE DOES
BECAUSE HIS LAST THREE BOYFRIENDS
HAVE GIVEN HIM A BRAND NEW HOUSE,
TWO CARS AND
A BIG PILE OF STOCK CERTIFICATES."
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