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A BUG

Added on: 29th Nov 2015

 

EVERY NIGHT, FRANK WOULD GO

DOWN TO THE LIQUOR STORE,

GET A SIX PACK,

BRING IT HOME AND

DRINK IT WHILE HE WATCHED TV.

 

ONE NIGHT,

AS HE FINISHED HIS LAST BEER,

THE DOORBELL RANG.

HE STUMBLED TO THE DOOR AND

FOUND A SIX-FOOT COCKROACH STANDING THERE. 

THE BUG GRABBED HIM BY THE COLLAR

AND THREW HIM ACROSS THE ROOM,

THEN LEFT.

 

THE NEXT NIGHT,

AFTER HE FINISHED HIS 4TH BEER,

THE DOORBELL RANG. 

HE WALKED SLOWLY TO THE DOOR AND

FOUND THE SAME SIX-FOOT COCKROACH STANDING THERE. 

THE BIG BUG PUNCHED HIM IN THE STOMACH,

THEN LEFT.

 

THE NEXT NIGHT,

AFTER HE FINISHED HIS 1ST BEER,

THE DOORBELL RANG AGAIN. 

THE SAME SIX-FOOT COCKROACH WAS STANDING THERE. 

THIS TIME HE WAS KNEED IN THE GROIN AND

HIT BEHIND THE EAR AS HE

DOUBLED OVER IN PAIN. 

THEN THE BIG BUG LEFT.

 

THE FOURTH NIGHT FRANK DIDN'T DRINK AT ALL. 

THE DOORBELL RANG. 

THE COCKROACH WAS STANDING THERE. 

THE BUG BEAT THE HELL OUT OF FRANK AND

LEFT HIM IN A HEAP ON THE LIVING ROOM FLOOR.

 

THE FOLLOWING DAY,

FRANK WENT TO SEE HIS DOCTOR. 

HE EXPLAINED EVENTS OF THE

PRECEDING FOUR NIGHTS. 

 

"WHAT CAN I DO?"

HE PLEADED. 

 

"NOT MUCH"

THE DOCTOR REPLIED. 

 

"THERE'S JUST A NASTY BUG GOING AROUND."

 

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