A CASE FOR MORE BEER

 A HERD OF BUFFALO CAN MOVE

ONLY AS FAST AS THE SLOWEST BUFFALO,

AND WHEN THE HERD IS HUNTED,

IT IS THE SLOWEST AND WEAKEST ONES

AT THE BACK THAT ARE KILLED FIRST.

THIS NATURAL SELECTION IS GOOD FOR

THE HERD AS A WHOLE,

BECAUSE THE GENERAL SPEED AND

HEALTH OF THE WHOLE GROUP KEEPS

IMPROVING BY THE REGULAR CULLING

OF THE WEAKEST MEMBERS.

IN MUCH THE SAME WAY

THE HUMAN BRAIN CAN ONLY OPERATE

AS FAST AS THE SLOWEST BRAIN CELLS.

EXCESSIVE INTAKE OF ALCOHOL,

WE ALL KNOW, KILLS OFF BRAIN CELLS,

BUT NATURALLY IT ATTACKS THE SLOWEST

AND WEAKEST BRAIN CELLS FIRST.

IN THIS WAY,

REGULAR CONSUMPTION OF BEER

ELIMINATES THE WEAKER BRAIN CELLS,

CONSTANTLY MAKING THE BRAIN A

FASTER AND MORE EFFICIENT MACHINE.