ACCEPTABLE EXCUSE
Added on: 2nd Dec 2015
THE COLLEGE PROFESSOR HAD JUST
FINISHED EXPLAINING AN IMPORTANT
RESEARCH PROJECT TO HIS CLASS.
HE EMPHASIZED THAT THIS PAPER WAS
AN ABSOLUTE REQUIREMENT
FOR PASSING HIS CLASS,
AND THAT THERE WOULD BE ONLY
TWO ACCEPTABLE EXCUSES FOR BEING LATE.
THOSE WERE A MEDICALLY CERTIFIABLE
ILLNESS OR A DEATH IN THE STUDENT'S
IMMEDIATE FAMILY.
A SMART ASS STUDENT IN THE BACK OF
THE CLASSROOM WAVED
HIS HAND AND SPOKE UP.
"BUT WHAT ABOUT EXTREME SEXUAL
EXHAUSTION, PROFESSOR?"
AS YOU WOULD EXPECT,
THE CLASS EXPLODED IN LAUGHTER.
WHEN THE STUDENTS HAD
FINALLY SETTLED DOWN,
THE PROFESSOR FROZE THE YOUNG MAN
WITH A GLARING LOOK.
"WELL," HE RESPONDED,
"I GUESS YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO LEARN
TO WRITE WITH YOUR OTHER HAND."
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