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ACCEPTABLE EXCUSE

Added on: 2nd Dec 2015

 

THE COLLEGE PROFESSOR HAD JUST

FINISHED EXPLAINING AN IMPORTANT

RESEARCH PROJECT TO HIS CLASS.

 

HE EMPHASIZED THAT THIS PAPER WAS

AN ABSOLUTE REQUIREMENT

FOR PASSING HIS CLASS,

AND THAT THERE WOULD BE ONLY

TWO ACCEPTABLE EXCUSES FOR BEING LATE.

 

THOSE WERE A MEDICALLY CERTIFIABLE

ILLNESS OR A DEATH IN THE STUDENT'S

IMMEDIATE FAMILY.

 

A SMART ASS STUDENT IN THE BACK OF

THE CLASSROOM WAVED

HIS HAND AND SPOKE UP.

 

"BUT WHAT ABOUT EXTREME SEXUAL

EXHAUSTION, PROFESSOR?"

 

AS YOU WOULD EXPECT,

THE CLASS EXPLODED IN LAUGHTER.

 

WHEN THE STUDENTS HAD

FINALLY SETTLED DOWN,

THE PROFESSOR FROZE THE YOUNG MAN

WITH A GLARING LOOK.

 

"WELL," HE RESPONDED,

"I GUESS YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO LEARN

TO WRITE WITH YOUR OTHER HAND."

 

animations of secretary's day - secretary man answers the phone, writing and typing at the same time

 


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