A MEDICAL PROBLEM

AN OLD WOMAN CAME INTO HER

DOCTOR'S OFFICE AND CONFESSED

TO AN EMBARRASSING PROBLEM.

"I FART ALL THE TIME, DOCTOR JOHNSON,

BUT THEY'RE SOUNDLESS,

AND THEY HAVE NO ODOUR.

IN FACT, SINCE I'VE BEEN HERE,

I'VE FARTED NO LESS THAN TWENTY TIMES.

WHAT CAN I DO?"

"HERE'S A PRESCRIPTION, MRS. HARRIS.

TAKE THESE PILLS THREE TIMES A DAY

FOR SEVEN DAYS AND COME BACK

AND SEE ME IN A WEEK."

NEXT WEEK AN UPSET MRS. HARRIS

MARCHED INTO DR. JOHNSON'S OFFICE.

"DOCTOR, I DON'T KNOW WHAT

WAS IN THOSE PILLS,

BUT THE PROBLEM IS WORSE!

I'M FARTING JUST AS MUCH,

BUT NOW THEY SMELL TERRIBLE!

WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF?"

"CALM DOWN, MRS. HARRIS,"

SAID THE DOCTOR SOOTHINGLY.

"NOW THAT WE'VE FIXED YOUR SINUSES,

WE'LL WORK ON YOUR HEARING!!!"