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DUMB JOB APPLICANTS

Added on: 5th Dec 2015

 

 

CALLED IN AN UNDERSTUDY

Called in an understudy.

"The candidate sent his sister to interview in his place."

 

 

GAVE MORE THAN A HANDSHAKE

Gave more than a handshake.

"Someone applying for a job hugged me at the end

of the interview."

 

 

ORDERED IN LUNCH

Ordered in lunch.

"Applicant delivered prepaid Chinese food, including a

fortune cookie with his name and phone."

 

 

SPAMMED A PROSPECTIVE EMPLOYER

Spammed a prospective employer.

"Applicant put up posters of himself in the

company parking lot."

 

 

WORE THE WRONG OUTFIT

Wore the wrong outfit.

"The candidate arrived in a cat suit."

 

 

GOT TOO CREATIVE

Got too creative.

"Applicant announced his candidacy with a

singing telegram."

 

 

THOUGHT HE WAS LARGER THAN LIFE

Thought he was larger than life.

"Applicant rented a billboard, which the hiring manager

could see from his office, listing his qualifications."

 

 

SHARED HIS "HAPPY" HOURS

Shared his "happy" hours.

"Candidate specified that his availability was limited because

Friday, Saturday, and Sunday was 'drinking time."

 


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