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THE ARM'S CAMEL

Added on: 10th Dec 2015

 

A CAPTAIN IN THE FOREIGN LEGION WAS

TRANSFERRED TO A DESERT OUTPOST.

ON HIS ORIENTATION TOUR HE NOTICED

A VERY OLD, SEEDY LOOKING CAMEL

TIED OUT BACK OF THE ENLISTED MEN’S BARRACKS.

 

HE ASKED THE SARGENT LEADING THE TOUR,

"WHAT'S THE CAMEL FOR?".

 

THE SARGENT REPLIED

"WELL SIR IT'S A LONG WAY FROM ANYWHERE,

AND THE MEN HAVE NATURAL SEXUAL URGES,

SO WHEN THEY DO, UH, WE HAVE THE CAMEL."

 

THE CAPTAIN SAID

"WELL IF IT'S GOOD FOR MORAL, T

HEN I GUESS IT'S ALL RIGHT WITH ME."

 

AFTER HE HAD BEEN AT THE FORT

FOR ABOUT 6 MONTHS THE CAPTAIN COULD

NOT STAND IT ANY MORE SO

HE TOLD HIS SARGENT,

 

"BRING IN THE CAMEL!!!"

THE SARGE SHRUGGED HIS SHOULDERS

AND LED THE CAMEL INTO

THE CAPTAINS QUARTERS.

 

THE CAPTAIN GOT A FOOT STOOL AND

PROCEEDED TO HAVE VIGOROUS

SEX WITH THE CAMEL.

 

AS HE STEPPED, SATISFIED,

DOWN FROM THE STOOL,

AND WAS BUTTONING HIS PANTS

HE ASKED THE SARGENT,

 

"IS THAT HOW THE ENLISTED MEN DO IT?"

 

THE SARGENT REPLIED,

"WELL SIR, THEY USUALLY JUST USE THE CAMEL

TO RIDE INTO TOWN TO FIND THE WOMEN.

 

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