THE ARM'S CAMEL
Added on: 10th Dec 2015
A CAPTAIN IN THE FOREIGN LEGION WAS
TRANSFERRED TO A DESERT OUTPOST.
ON HIS ORIENTATION TOUR HE NOTICED
A VERY OLD, SEEDY LOOKING CAMEL
TIED OUT BACK OF THE ENLISTED MEN’S BARRACKS.
HE ASKED THE SARGENT LEADING THE TOUR,
"WHAT'S THE CAMEL FOR?".
THE SARGENT REPLIED
"WELL SIR IT'S A LONG WAY FROM ANYWHERE,
AND THE MEN HAVE NATURAL SEXUAL URGES,
SO WHEN THEY DO, UH, WE HAVE THE CAMEL."
THE CAPTAIN SAID
"WELL IF IT'S GOOD FOR MORAL, T
HEN I GUESS IT'S ALL RIGHT WITH ME."
AFTER HE HAD BEEN AT THE FORT
FOR ABOUT 6 MONTHS THE CAPTAIN COULD
NOT STAND IT ANY MORE SO
HE TOLD HIS SARGENT,
"BRING IN THE CAMEL!!!"
THE SARGE SHRUGGED HIS SHOULDERS
AND LED THE CAMEL INTO
THE CAPTAINS QUARTERS.
THE CAPTAIN GOT A FOOT STOOL AND
PROCEEDED TO HAVE VIGOROUS
SEX WITH THE CAMEL.
AS HE STEPPED, SATISFIED,
DOWN FROM THE STOOL,
AND WAS BUTTONING HIS PANTS
HE ASKED THE SARGENT,
"IS THAT HOW THE ENLISTED MEN DO IT?"
THE SARGENT REPLIED,
"WELL SIR, THEY USUALLY JUST USE THE CAMEL
TO RIDE INTO TOWN TO FIND THE WOMEN.
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