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CONDOM EMERGENCY

Added on: 11th Dec 2015

 

 

PRESIDENT BORIS YELTSIN CALLED

CLINTON WITH AN EMERGENCY:

"OUR LARGEST CONDOM FACTORY HAS EXPLODED!"

THE RUSSIAN PRESIDENT CRIED.

"MY PEOPLE'S FAVOURITE FORM OF BIRTH CONTROL!

THIS IS A TRUE DISASTER!"

"BORIS, THE AMERICAN PEOPLE WOULD BE

HAPPY TO DO ANYTHING WITHIN THEIR

POWER TO HELP YOU,"

REPLIED THE PRESIDENT.

"I DO NEED YOUR HELP,"

SAID YELTSIN.

"COULD YOU POSSIBLY SEND 1,000,000

CONDOMS ASAP TO TIDE US OVER?"

"WHY CERTAINLY! 

I'LL GET RIGHT ON IT!" SAID CLINTON.

"OH, AND ONE MORE SMALL FAVOUR, PLEASE?"

SAID YELTSIN.

"YES?"

"COULD THE CONDOMS BE RED IN COLOUR

AND AT LEAST 10" LONG AND 4" IN DIAMETER?"

SAID YELTSIN.

"NO PROBLEM,"

REPLIED THE PRESIDENT AND, WITH THAT,

CLINTON HUNG UP AND CALLED THE

PRESIDENT OF TROJAN. 

 

"I NEED A FAVOUR,

YOU'VE GOT TO MAKE 1,000,000 CONDOMS

RIGHT AWAY AND SEND THEM TO RUSSIA."

"CONSIDER IT DONE,"

SAID THE PRESIDENT OF TROJAN.

"GREAT! NOW LISTEN,

THEY HAVE TO BE RED IN COLOUR,

10" LONG AND 4" WIDE."

"EASILY DONE. ANYTHING ELSE?"

"YEAH," SAID THE PRESIDENT,

"PRINT 'MADE IN AMERICA, SIZE MEDIUM' ON EACH ONE."

 

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