WEIRD SMELLING FRAGRANCES AND NAMES

SMELLS LIKE HELL

Weird Green Pepper by Odette is an odd perfume that can only be

identified as something that is found slowly rotting in the back

of your fridge.

FUNERAL

Funeral Home by Demeter is a blend of lilies, carnations, gladiolus, and

chrysanthemums with a hint of mahogany and oriental carpet!

Ideal for what else? Funerals!

FIREPLACE

Fireplace by Demeter is exactly the kind of smell that your clothes get

when you are sitting for a long time in front of a fire. It’s best not to

spray a lot because someone might call the fire department.

EARTH

Three of Demeter’s perfumes, Dirt, Grass, and Wet Garden, are the

epitome of an earthy smell. Thinking about becoming one with nature?

COFFEE ADDICTION

Those who actually can’t live without coffee will absolutely love

Demeter’s Espresso. If drinking coffee isn’t enough for you,

now you can wear it too!

CIRCUS

L’Artisan Parfumeur has launched Dzing!, a perfume that smells like

the circus. The scent is a combination of caramel apples,

sweaty artists, elephants, and saddle leather.

VULVA

VULVA Original is a perfume that replicates the vaginal

scent…enough said.

CANNABIS

This time Demeter strikes again with a unique perfume called

Cannabis Flower…you can probably guess what this perfume smells like.