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THE PERFECT HUSBAND

Added on: 23rd Jul 2013

 

 

THE PERFECT HUSBAND

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.

A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man

 

engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk.

 

Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

 

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MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

 

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MAN: "Yes."

WOMAN: "I'm at the shops now and I found this beautiful leather coat.

 

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It's only $2,000; is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Lexus dealership

 

and saw the new models.

 

I saw one I really liked."

 

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MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$90,000."

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing...

 

I was just talking to Janie and found out that the house I wanted

 

last year is back on the market.

 

They're asking $980,000 for it."

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MAN: "Well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000.

 

They'll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand if

it's what you really want."

WOMAN: "Oh THANKS! I'll see you later!

 

I love you so much!"

MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are

 

staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open.


The man turns and asks,

 

"Anyone know whose phone this is?"


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