A SONS BAD DREAM
Added on: 17th Dec 2015
A MAN GOES INTO HIS SON'S ROOM
TO WISH HIM GOODNIGHT.
HIS SON IS HAVING A NIGHTMARE.
THE MAN WAKES HIM AND ASKS
HIS SON IF HE IS OK?
THE SON REPLIES HE IS SCARED
BECAUSE HE DREAMT
THAT AUNTIE SUSIE HAD DIED.
THE FATHER ASSURES THE SON
THAT AUNTIE SUSIE IS FINE AND
SENDS HIM TO BED.
THE NEXT DAY, AUNTIE SUSIE DIES.
ONE WEEK LATER,
THE MAN AGAIN GOES INTO HIS
SON'S ROOM TO WISH HIM GOODNIGHT.
HIS SON IS HAVING ANOTHER NIGHTMARE.
THE MAN AGAIN WAKES HIS SON.
THE SON THIS TIME SAYS THAT HE HAD
DREAMT THAT GRANDDADDY HAD DIED.
THE FATHER ASSURES THE SON THAT
GRANDDADDY IS FINE AND SENDS HIM TO BED.
THE NEXT DAY, GRANDDADDY DIES.
ONE WEEK LATER,
THE MAN AGAIN GOES INTO HIS
SON'S ROOM TO WISH HIM GOODNIGHT.
HIS SON IS HAVING ANOTHER NIGHTMARE.
THE MAN AGAIN WAKES HIS SON.
THE SON THIS TIME SAYS THAT HE HAD
DREAMT THAT DADDY HAD DIED.
THE FATHER ASSURES THE SON
THAT HE IS OK AND SENDS THE BOY TO BED.
THE MAN GOES TO BED BUT CANNOT SLEEP
BECAUSE HE IS SO TERRIFIED.
THE NEXT DAY, THE MAN IS SCARED FOR HIS LIFE.
HE IS SURE HE IS GOING TO DIE.
AFTER DRESSING HE DRIVES
VERY CAUTIOUSLY TO WORK
FEARFUL OF A COLLISION.
HE DOESN'T EAT LUNCH BECAUSE HE
IS SCARED OF FOOD POISONING.
HE AVOIDS EVERYONE FOR HE IS
SURE HE WILL SOMEHOW BE KILLED.
HE JUMPS AT EVERY NOISE,
STARTS AT EVERY MOVEMENT
AND HIDES UNDER HIS DESK.
UPON WALKING IN HIS FRONT DOOR,
HE FINDS HIS WIFE.
"GOOD GOD DEAR" HE PROCLAIMS,
"I'VE JUST HAD THE WORST DAY
OF MY ENTIRE LIFE!
SHE RESPONDS,
"YOU THINK YOUR DAY WAS BAD,
THE MILKMAN DROPPED DEAD ON
THE DOORSTEP THIS MORNING."
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