AN ENGLISHMAN, A SCOTSMAN AND AN IRISH MAN

ONE DAY AN ENGLISHMAN,

A SCOTSMAN,

AND AN IRISHMAN

WALKED INTO A PUB TOGETHER.

THEY EACH PROCEEDED TO

BUY A PINT OF GUINNESS.

JUST AS THEY WHERE ABOUT TO

ENJOY THEIR CREAMY BEVERAGE

THREE FLYS LANDED IN

EACH OF THEIR PINTS AND

WERE STUCK IN THE THICK HEAD.

THE ENGLISHMAN PUSHED

HIS BEER FROM HIM IN DISGUST.

THE SCOTSMAN SCOOPED

AT HIS BEER UNTIL HE WASHED

THE FLY OUT AND THEN

CONTINUED DRINKING.

THE IRISHMAN CAREFULLY

PICKED THE FLY OUT OF HIS DRINK,

THEN HELD IT OUT OVER

THE BEER AND STARTED YELLING

"SPIT IT OUT YOU -------! SPIT IT OUT!!!!"