THE NEWLY WEDS 2015-12-22 01-45:00
Added on: 17th Dec 2015
A YOUNG COUPLE DECIDED TO WED.
AS THE BIG DAY APPROACHED,
THEY GREW APPREHENSIVE.
EACH HAD A PROBLEM THEY HAD
NEVER BEFORE SHARED WITH ANYONE,
NOT EVEN EACH OTHER.
THE GROOM-TO-BE, OVERCOMING HIS FEAR,
DECIDED TO ASK HIS FATHER FOR ADVICE.
"FATHER," HE SAID,
"I AM DEEPLY CONCERNED ABOUT THE
SUCCESS OF MY MARRIAGE.
I LOVE MY FIANCÉE, VERY MUCH,
BUT YOU SEE, I HAVE VERY SMELLY FEET
AND I'M AFRAID THAT MY FUTURE WIFE
WILL BE PUT OFF BY THEM."
"NO PROBLEM," SAID DAD,
"ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS WASH YOUR FEET
AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE
AND ALWAYS WEAR SOCKS, EVEN TO BED."
WELL, TO HIM THIS SEEMED A
WORKABLE SOLUTION.
THE BRIDE-TO-BE,
OVERCOMING HER FEAR,
DECIDED TO TAKE HER PROBLEM UP HER MOM.
"MOM," SHE SAID,
"WHEN I WAKE UP IN THE
MORNING MY BREATH IS TRULY AWFUL."
"HONEY," HER MOTHER CONSOLED,
"EVERYONE HAS BAD BREATH IN THE MORNING."
"NO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
MY MORNING BREATH IS SO BAD,
I'M AFRAID THAT MY NEW HUSBAND
WILL NOT WANT TO SLEEP IN
THE SAME ROOM WITH ME."
HER MOTHER SAID SIMPLY,
"TRY THIS. IN THE MORNING,
GET STRAIGHT OUT OF BED AND HEAD
FOR THE BATHROOM AND BRUSH YOUR TEETH.
THE KEY IS, NOT TO SAY A WORD UNTIL
YOU'VE BRUSHED YOUR TEETH.
NOT A WORD,"
HER MOTHER AFFIRMED.
WELL, SHE THOUGHT IT WAS
CERTAINLY WORTH A TRY.
THE LOVING COUPLE WERE FINALLY MARRIED
IN A BEAUTIFUL CEREMONY.
NOT FORGETTING THE ADVICE EACH HAD RECEIVED,
HE WITH HIS PERPETUAL SOCKS AND SHE
WITH HER MORNING SILENCE,
THEY MANAGED QUITE WELL.
THAT IS, UNTIL ABOUT SIX MONTHS LATER.
SHORTLY BEFORE DAWN,
THE HUSBAND WAKES WITH A START
TO FIND THAT ONE OF HIS SOCKS HAD COME OFF.
FEARFUL OF THE CONSEQUENCES,
HE FRANTICALLY SEARCHES THE BED.
THIS, OF COURSE, WOKE HIS BRIDE
AND WITHOUT THINKING,
SHE IMMEDIATELY ASKS,
"WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU DOING?"
"OH, NO!" HE GASPED IN SHOCK,
"YOU'VE SWALLOWED MY SOCK!"
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