A MAFIOSO'S SON
Added on: 24th Dec 2015
A MAFIOSO'S SON SITS AT HIS DESK
WRITING A CHRISTMAS LIST TO JESUS.
HE FIRST WRITES,
‘DEAR BABY JESUS,
I HAVE BEEN A GOOD BOY THE WHOLE YEAR,
SO I WANT A NEW…'
HE LOOKS AT IT,
THEN CRUMPLES IT UP INTO A BALL
AND THROWS IT AWAY.
HE GETS OUT A NEW PIECE OF PAPER
AND WRITES AGAIN,
‘DEAR BABY JESUS,
I HAVE BEEN A GOOD BOY FOR MOST OF THE YEAR,
SO I WANT A NEW…'
HE AGAIN LOOKS AT IT WITH DISGUST
AND THROWS IT AWAY.
HE THEN GETS AN IDEA.
HE GOES INTO HIS MOTHER'S ROOM,
TAKES A STATUE OF THE VIRGIN MARY,
PUTS IT IN THE CLOSET
AND LOCKS THE DOOR.
HE TAKES ANOTHER PIECE OF PAPER
AND WRITES,
‘DEAR BABY JESUS.
IF YOU EVER WANT TO SEE YOUR MOTHER AGAIN…'
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