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A MAFIOSO'S SON

Added on: 24th Dec 2015

 

A MAFIOSO'S SON SITS AT HIS DESK

WRITING A CHRISTMAS LIST TO JESUS.

 

HE FIRST WRITES,

‘DEAR BABY JESUS,

I HAVE BEEN A GOOD BOY THE WHOLE YEAR,

SO I WANT A NEW…'

 

HE LOOKS AT IT,

THEN CRUMPLES IT UP INTO A BALL

AND THROWS IT AWAY.

 

HE GETS OUT A NEW PIECE OF PAPER

AND WRITES AGAIN,

‘DEAR BABY JESUS,

I HAVE BEEN A GOOD BOY FOR MOST OF THE YEAR,

SO I WANT A NEW…'

 

HE AGAIN LOOKS AT IT WITH DISGUST

AND THROWS IT AWAY.

 

HE THEN GETS AN IDEA.

 

HE GOES INTO HIS MOTHER'S ROOM,

TAKES A STATUE OF THE VIRGIN MARY,

PUTS IT IN THE CLOSET

AND LOCKS THE DOOR.

 

HE TAKES ANOTHER PIECE OF PAPER

AND WRITES,

 

‘DEAR BABY JESUS.

IF YOU EVER WANT TO SEE YOUR MOTHER AGAIN…'

 

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