SEENAGER
Added on: 28th Dec 2015
I AM A SEENAGER. (SENIOR TEENAGER)
I HAVE EVERYTHING THAT I WANTED AS
A TEENAGER, ONLY 65 YEARS LATER.
I DON'T HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL OR WORK.
I GET AN ALLOWANCE EVERY MONTH.
I HAVE MY OWN PAD.
I DON'T HAVE A CURFEW.
I HAVE A DRIVER'S LICENSE AND MY OWN CAR.
I HAVE ID THAT GETS ME INTO
BARS AND THE WHISKY STORE.
THE PEOPLE I HANG AROUND WITH
ARE NOT SCARED OF GETTING PREGNANT.
LIFE IS GOOD! ALSO,
YOU WILL FEEL MUCH MORE INTELLIGENT
AFTER READING THIS.
BRAINS OF OLDER PEOPLE ARE SLOW
BECAUSE THEY KNOW SO MUCH.
PEOPLE DO NOT DECLINE MENTALLY
WITH AGE, IT JUST TAKES THEM LONGER TO
RECALL FACTS BECAUSE THEY HAVE MORE
INFORMATION IN THEIR BRAINS,
SCIENTISTS BELIEVE.
MUCH LIKE A COMPUTER STRUGGLES AS
THE HARD DRIVE GETS FULL,
SO TOO, DO HUMANS TAKE LONGER TO
ACCESS INFORMATION WHEN THEIR
BRAINS ARE FULL.
RESEARCHERS SAY THIS SLOWING DOWN
PROCESS IS NOT THE SAME AS
COGNITIVE DECLINE.
THE HUMAN BRAIN WORKS SLOWER IN OLD AGE,
SAID DR. MICHAEL RAMSCAR,
BUT ONLY BECAUSE WE HAVE
STORED MORE INFORMATION OVER TIME.
THE BRAINS OF OLDER PEOPLE DO NOT GET WEAK.
ON THE CONTRARY, THEY SIMPLY KNOW MORE.
ALSO, OLDER PEOPLE OFTEN GO TO
ANOTHER ROOM TO GET SOMETHING AND
WHEN THEY GET THERE, THEY STAND
THERE WONDERING WHAT THEY CAME FOR.
IT IS NOT A MEMORY PROBLEM,
IT IS NATURE'S WAY OF MAKING OLDER
PEOPLE DO MORE EXERCISE.
SO THERE!!
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