CHARLIES WIFE
Added on: 30th Dec 2015
IN A MENTAL INSTITUTION A NURSE WALKS
INTO A ROOM AND SEES A PATIENT
ACTING LIKE HE'S DRIVING A CAR.
THE NURSE ASKS HIM,
"CHARLIE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
CHARLIE REPLIED,
"DRIVING TO CHICAGO!"
THE NURSE WISHES HIM A
GOOD TRIP AND LEAVES THE ROOM.
THE NEXT DAY THE NURSE ENTERS
CHARLIES ROOM JUST AS HE STOPS
DRIVING HIS IMAGINARY CAR AND ASKS,
"WELL CHARLIE, HOW ARE YOU DOING?"
CHARLIES SAYS,
"I JUST GOT INTO CHICAGO."
"GREAT," REPLIED THE NURSE.
THE NURSE LEAVES CHARLIE'S ROOM
AND GOES ACROSS THE HALL
INTO BOB'S ROOM AND FINDS BOB
SITTING ON HIS BED
FURIOUSLY MASTURBATING.
SHOCKED, SHE ASKS,
"BOB, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
BOB SAYS,
"I'M SCREWING CHARLIE'S WIFE
WHILE HE'S IN CHICAGO!"
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