LANGUAGE PROBLEM
Added on: 6th Jan 2016
A BUS STOPS AND TWO ITALIAN MEN GET ON.
THEY SEAT THEMSELVES AND ENGAGE IN
ANIMATED CONVERSATION.
THE LADY SITTING BEHIND THEM IGNORES
THEIR CONVERSATION AT FIRST
BUT HER ATTENTION IS GALVANIZED
WHEN SHE HEARS ONE OF THE MEN
SAY THE FOLLOWING:
"EMMA COME FIRST. DEN I COME.
DEN TWO ASSES COME TOGETHER.
I COME ONCE-A-MORE.
TWO ASSES, THEY COME TOGETHER AGAIN.
I COME AGAIN AND PEE TWICE.
DEN I COME ONE LASTA TIME."
"YOU FOUL-MOUTHED SWINE,"
RETORTED THE LADY INDIGNANTLY.
"IN THIS COUNTRY WE DON'T TALK ABOUT
OUR SEX LIVES IN PUBLIC!"
"HEY, COOLA DOWN LADY,"
SAID THE MAN.
"WHO TALKING ABOUTA SEXA?
IMMA JUSTA TELLUN MY FRIENDA
HOW TO SPELLA "MISSISSIPPI"!
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