SIMPLE TIPS

MOST PEOPLE KNOW THAT FREEZING A WATER

BOTTLE IS ONE OF THE BEST WAYS TO GET ICE

COLD WATER. THE PROBLEM HOWEVER IS WAITING

FOR ENOUGH ICE TO MELT. WAIT NO MORE WITH

THIS GENIUS SOLUTION! SIMPLY FILL A WATER

BOTTLE A QUARTER OF THE WAY, LAY IT ON ITS

SIDE IN THE FREEZER. AFTER ITS FROZEN, FILL

THE REMAINING BOTTLE WITH WATER. THE FROZEN

PORTION WILL ALMOST INSTANTANEOUSLY CHILL

THE WATER, GIVING YOU ICE COLD WATER ON DEMAND.

PUT A BAR OR TWO OF UNOPENED SOAP IN THE DRAWERS

YOU USE TO STORE YOUR CLOTHES. YOUR CLOTHES WILL

ALWAYS SMELL EXTRA FRESH AND NICE.

A FROZEN, SATURATED SPONGE IN A BAG MAKES

AN ICE PACK THAT WON’T DRIP ALL OVER WHEN IT MELTS.

IS YOUR BUTTER ROCK HARD FROM THE FRIDGE BUT

YOU'RE TOO HUNGRY TO WAIT, THEN JUST USE A GRATER

TO GRATE THE BUTTER INTO SHREDDED PIECES. THE

BUTTER WILL SOFTEN CONSIDERABLY FASTER.

WHEN YOU WANT TO ENJOY A BOTTLE OF COLD BEER

BUT DON'T HAVE THE TIME OR PATIENCE TO WAIT,

WRAP YOUR BEER BOTTLE IN A COUPLE OF WET

PAPER TOWELS AND PUT IT IN THE FREEZER FOR

8 – 15 MINUTES.

WANT FRESH MEAT AT MCDONALD’S OR WENDY’S

OR ANY OTHER BURGER CHAIN? ASK FOR A BURGER

WITH NO SEASONING AND THEY’LL MAKE YOU

A FRESH ONE.

IF YOU HAVE AN IMPORTANT DATE OR JOB INTERVIEW

COMING UP TOMORROW AND AN ANNOYING PIMPLE

APPEARS OUT OF NOWHERE DON’T PANIC.

PUT TOOTHPASTE ON IT AND IT WILL DISAPPEAR OVERNIGHT.

YOU MIGHT SEE IT IN MOVIES AND THINK THIS WILL

NEVER HAPPEN TO ME, BUT BECAUSE IN LIFE YOU

NEVER KNOW, IN CASE YOU EVER GET TRAPPED

UNDERWATER IN YOUR CAR, USE YOUR HEADREST

TO BREAK THE WINDOW.

WRINKLY SHIRT? IT MIGHT SOUND LIKE A PARADOX

BUT JUST THROW IT IN THE DRYER WITH A FEW

ICE CUBES FOR FIVE MINUTES. WRINKLES GONE!