THE FARMER AND THE OLD LADY
Added on: 8th Jan 2016
A FARMER GOES TO A LIVESTOCK DEALER
AND BUYS AN ANVIL, A BUCKET,
TWO CHICKENS, AND A GOOSE.
THE FARMER LOOKS AT HIS PURCHASES
AND SAYS, "DAMN, I WALKED HERE.
HOW AM I GONNA CARRY ALL THIS HOME?
THE LIVESTOCK DEALER SAID,
"WHY DON'T YOU PUT THE ANVIL IN THE BUCKET,
CARRY THE BUCKET IN ONE HAND,
PUT A CHICKEN UNDER EACH ARM AND
CARRY THE GOOSE IN YOUR OTHER HAND?"
"HEY, THANKS!" THE FARMER SAID
AND OFF HE WENT.
WHILE WALKING HOME HE MET A LITTLE
OLD LADY WHO TOLD HIM SHE WAS LOST.
SHE ASKED,
"CAN YOU TELL ME HOW TO GET
TO 1515 MOCKINGBIRD LANE?"
THE FARMER SAID,
"WELL, AS A MATTER OF FACT,
I LIVE JUST DOWN THE ROAD FROM THERE.
LET'S TAKE MY SHORT CUT AND
GO DOWN THIS ALLEY.
WE'LL BE THERE IN NO TIME."
THE LITTLE OLD LADY SAID,
"I AM A LONELY WIDOW WITHOUT A
HUSBAND TO DEFEND ME.
HOW DO I KNOW THAT WHEN WE GET IN
THE ALLEY YOU WON'T HOLD ME UP
AGAINST THE WALL, PULL UP MY SKIRT,
AND RAVISH ME?"
THE FARMER SAID,
"HOLY SMOKES LADY! I AM CARRYING A BUCKET,
AN ANVIL, TWO CHICKENS, AND A GOOSE.
HOW IN THE WORLD COULD I POSSIBLY
HOLD YOU UP AGAINST THE WALL AND DO THAT?"
SHE REPLIED,
"SET THE GOOSE DOWN,
COVER HIM WITH THE BUCKET,
PUT THE ANVIL ON TOP OF THE BUCKET
AND I'LL HOLD THE CHICKENS."
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