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GOOD BUSINESS SENSE

Added on: 13th Jan 2016

 

 

BEFORE GOING TO EUROPE ON BUSINESS,

A MAN DROVE HIS ROLLS-ROYCE TO

A DOWNTOWN NY CITY BANK AND

WENT IN TO ASK FOR AN IMMEDIATE

LOAN OF $5,000.

 

THE LOAN OFFICER WAS QUITE TAKEN ABACK,

AND REQUESTED COLLATERAL.

 

"WELL, THEN, HERE ARE THE KEYS

TO MY ROLLS-ROYCE",

THE MAN SAID.

 

THE LOAN OFFICER PROMPTLY HAD

THE CAR DRIVEN INTO THE BANK'S

UNDERGROUND PARKING FOR SAFE KEEPING

AND GAVE HIM $5,000.

 

TWO WEEKS LATER,

THE MAN WALKED THROUGH THE BANK'S DOORS

AND ASKED TO SETTLE UP HIS LOAN

AND GET HIS CAR BACK.

 

THE LOAN OFFICER CHECKED THE

RECORDS AND TOLD HIM,

 

"THAT WILL BE $5,000 IN PRINCIPAL

AND $15.40 IN INTEREST."

 

THE MAN WROTE OUT A CHECK,

THANKED THE LOAN OFFICER

AND STARTED TO WALK AWAY. 

"WAIT SIR," THE LOAN OFFICER SAID,

"WHILE YOU WERE GONE,

I FOUND OUT YOU ARE A MILLIONAIRE.

WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD

YOU NEED TO BORROW?"

 

THE MAN SMILED.

"WHERE ELSE COULD I SECURELY PARK

MY ROLLS-ROYCE IN MANHATTAN

FOR TWO WEEKS AND PAY ONLY $15.40?"

 

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