BITS OF DISNEY MOVIES YOU MIGHT HAVE MISSED

WHO’S CHIP’S DAD?

Is it Cogsworth or Lumiere, after all? And since he’s not yet ten,

that means he would have to have been born after the curse was

placed (ten years before), which makes things even more confusing

than they already are.

WHY DOESN'T WOODY REMEMBER HIS

PREVIOUS OWNERS?

Okay so throughout the trilogy Woody is always worried about Andy

giving him up. But in Toy Story 2, we find out that Woody is in

fact a rare collector’s item from 1958. This means that Woody is

at LEAST 40 something years old in the movie and there is NO

way Andy is his first owner. How does he not remember any of his

previous owners and/or realize being given away is just

part of the process?

WHY DOES BUZZ LIGHTYEAR FREEZE WHEN

HE’S AROUND HUMANS?

Why, if Buzz legitimately believes he is a space ranger, does he freeze

every time people are around? It’s made clear that the toys have the

ability to move, but they choose not to when humans are near

(it’s not like it’s some automatic magical trigger or something).

WHY WASN’T ARIEL BOTHERED BY IT WHEN SHE

WAS SERVED SEAFOOD FOR DINNER?

One could describe this as cannibalism; or even worse, she could

be accused of just sitting there seeing her own kind eaten

alive right in front of her eyes.

WHY DIDN’T ARIEL COMMUNICATE WITH

PRINCE ERIC BY JUST WRITING TO HIM? 

Okay, okay, Ariel lost her voice and she had a hard time trying to

speak to Prince Eric but last time we checked she knew how to read

and write. So the question is: How hard would it have been

for her to just write to him instead?

WHY DOESN'T JAFAR JUST USE HIS STAFF

TO GET WHAT HE WANTS?

Jafar has a Snake Staff that can be used to control other people,

rendering his entire plan to use the Genie to make him the ruler of

Agrabah completely pointless. Why didn’t he just use the staff to

make Jasmine love him? Or to make Aladdin leave or kill himself?

Or to persuade the Sultan to step down from the throne

and crown him the new ruler?

WHY DIDN’T ALADDIN GIVE THE LAMP TO JASMINE

SO SHE COULD HAVE HER THREE WISHES AS WELL?

It just doesn’t make sense. Even if the number of wishes Aladdin

had didn’t reset upon getting the lamp back, he still would have

been able to free Genie after Jasmine’s wishes had been granted,

correct?

WHAT DO ROGER AND ANITA NEED

101 DALMATIANS FOR, REALLY?

Just stop and take a break from the fantastic, unrealistic world

of Disney for a moment and try to think how many people you

know who own 101 dogs. Exactly, there aren’t any. The cost of

food alone to feed so many hungry animals would financially

destroy any normal household.