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THE ATHEIST

Added on: 19th Jan 2016

 

AN ATHEIST WAS SPENDING A QUIET DAY FISHING

WHEN SUDDENLY HIS BOAT WAS ATTACKED

BY THE LOCH NESS MONSTER.

 

IN ONE EASY FLIP, THE BEAST TOSSED HIM

AND HIS BOAT AT LEAST A HUNDRED

FEET INTO THE AIR.

 

THE MONSTER THEN OPENED ITS

MOUTH WHILE WAITING BELOW 
TO SWALLOW MAN AND BOAT. 

 

AS THE MAN SAILED HEAD OVER HEELS

AND STARTED TO FALL TOWARDS THE

OPEN JAWS OF THE FEROCIOUS BEAST

HE CRIED OUT,

 

"OH, MY GOD! HELP ME!" 

 

SUDDENLY, THE SCENE FROZE IN PLACE.

AS THE ATHEIST HUNG IN MIDAIR,

A BOOMING VOICE CAME OUT OF

THE CLOUDS AND SAID,

 

"I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE IN ME!" 

 

"GOD, COME ON, GIVE ME A BREAK!"

THE MAN PLEADED,

"JUST SECONDS AGO I DIDN'T BELIEVE IN

THE LOCH NESS MONSTER EITHER!" 

 

"WELL," SAID GOD,

"NOW THAT YOU ARE A BELIEVER YOU MUST 
UNDERSTAND THAT I WON'T WORK

MIRACLES TO SNATCH YOU FROM

CERTAIN DEATH IN THE JAWS OF

THE MONSTER, BUT I CAN CHANGE HEARTS.

 

WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE ME DO?" 

 

THE ATHEIST THINKS FOR A MINUTE

AND THEN SAYS,

 

"GOD, PLEASE HAVE THE LOCH NESS MONSTER

BELIEVE IN YOU ALSO."

 

GOD REPLIES,

"SO BE IT." 

 

THE SCENE STARTS IN MOTION AGAIN

WITH THE ATHEIST FALLING TOWARDS

THE RAVENOUS JAWS OF

THE FEROCIOUS BEAST. 

 

THEN THE LOCH NESS MONSTER FOLDS

HIS CLAWS TOGETHER AND SAYS,

 

"LORD, BLESS THIS FOOD YOU HAVE

SO GRACIOUSLY PROVIDED....."

 

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