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BADGER ATTACK

Added on: 20th Jan 2016

 

A SENIOR CRIME RECORDING OPERATOR

FOR THE POLICE FORCE, SAID:

 

"I ONCE TOOK A CALL FROM A MAN

WHO WAS LOST IN SOME WOODS.

 

"HE WAS ON HIS WAY HOME FROM A

NIGHT OUT AND WAS SCARED

THAT A BADGER WAS GOING

TO ATTACK HIM - THE JOYS OF ALCOHOL.

 

"HE WAS IN THE DARK AND COULDN'T

SEE ANYTHING USEFUL TO HELP

ME LOCATE HIM.

I REASSURED HIM HE WAS UNLIKELY

TO GET ATTACKED BY A BADGER.

 

"DURING THE CALL HE ADVISED

ME HE WAS VERY COLD,

SO I SUGGESTED THAT HE RUN

TO KEEP HIMSELF WARM.

 

"HE STARTED TO RUN AND EVEN

ASKED ME FOR PERMISSION

TO STOP BECAUSE HE WAS TIRED.

 

"I MANAGED TO DIRECT THE CALLER

TO SOME HOUSES AND FOUND

WHERE HE WAS USING MAPS AND

BY CHECKING THE ADDRESS

LISTED ON VEHICLE REGISTRATIONS.

 

"THE CALLER WAS VERY RELIEVED

WHEN HE GOT HOME AND

VERY THANKFUL FOR MY HELP.

MOST IMPORTANTLY,

HE GOT HOME WITHOUT

A SINGLE BADGER ATTACK."

 

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