NUN JOKE

SISTER MARRY WAS TRULY A

RELIGIOUS WOMAN.

BESIDES FOR HER DUTIES AS A NUN,

SHE WAS ALSO VERY ACTIVE IN

VARIOUS HOSPITALS VISITING

SICK PATIENTS AND TAKING

CARE OF ALL THEIR NEEDS.

SO IT WAS NO SURPRISE THAT

ONE DAY WHEN SHE RAN OUT OF PETROL,

THE ONLY CONTAINER SHE COULD

FIND TO PUT THE PETROL

INTO WAS A BEDPAN.

SISTER MARY HAPPILY WALKED

TWO BLOCKS TO THE CLOSEST

PETROL STATION FILLED UP THE

BEDPAN WITH PETROL AND

HEADED BACK TO HER CAR.

LUCK WOULD HAVE IT THAT

AS SISTER MARY STARTED TIPPING

THE PETROL INTO THE FUEL TANK,

THE TRAFFIC LIGHTS TURNED RED

AND SHE HAD QUITE A LARGE AUDIENCE

WITNESSING THE SPECTACLE.

JUST WHEN SHE FINISHED

POURING IN THE LAST DROPS OF

PETROL A FELLOW OPENED UP HIS

WINDOW AND HOLLERED,

“I SWEAR! IF THAT CAR STARTS

I’M BECOMING A RELIGIOUS MAN!”