ANNIVERSARY

BILL’S SECOND ANNIVERSARY WAS COMING UP

AND IF THERE WAS ONE THING THAT GOT

HIS WIFE SUZY UPSET, IT WAS NOT GETTING A

THOUGHTFUL GIFT ON A SPECIAL OCCASION.

BILL QUIZZED ALL HIS FRIENDS,

CO WORKERS, CLIENTS AND ANYONE HE

HAPPENED TO BUMP INTO,

AS TO WHAT WOULD BE A

GOOD ANNIVERSARY PRESENT.

HE FINALLY SETTLED ON A

HUGE BOUQUET OF FLOWERS.

NOT WILLING TO TRUST HIMSELF

TO PICK OUT THE RIGHT FLOWERS,

BILL CALLED UP A LOCAL FLOWER SHOP

WITH STRICT INSTRUCTIONS TO DELIVER

THE BIGGEST MOST BEAUTIFUL BOUQUET

OF FLOWERS FIRST THING IN THE MORNING

WITH THE FOLLOWING NOTE

“HAPPY ANNIVERSARY YEAR NUMBER TWO!”

THE MORNING OF THE ANNIVERSARY

BILL MADE SURE SUZY WOULD BE THE ONE

TO ANSWER THE DOOR AS HE WAITED

ANXIOUSLY IN THE OTHER ROOM.

“WHAT THE HELL IS THIS ALL ABOUT?!”

HOLLERED SUZIE ANGRILY

HOLDING UP HIS WELL THOUGHT OUT NOTE,

“HAPPY ANNIVERSARY YOU’RE NUMBER TWO!”