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Added on: 10th Feb 2016

 

LISTEN A JOB IS A JOB,

WE ALL NEED TO FIND A WAY TO

PUT BREAD ON THE TABLE DON’T WE?

 

TO MAKE A LONG STORY SHORT

I’M A TELEMARKETER THAT’S MY JOB

AND THAT’S WHAT I DO.

 

IT’S NOT A JOB EVERYONE APPRECIATES,

BUT IT’S A JOB I ENJOY AND AM PROUD OF.

 

THE OTHER DAY I CALLED A HOUSE

AND A REAL NICE LADY ANSWERED THE PHONE,

SHE WAS REALLY HELPFUL AND FRIENDLY,

SHE WAS THE TYPE OF LADY THAT HELPS

A TELEMARKETER GET THROUGH A LONG DAY.

 

AFTER SOME PLEASANTRIES  

I ASKED  IF MR. SMITH WAS IN,

 

“I’M SORRY”, SHE ANSWERED

“I’M AFRAID HE DOESN’T LIVE HERE ANYMORE.”

 

NOW THAT WAS A REAL DISAPPOINTMENT

BEING THAT SHE WAS A NICE LADY AND ALL,

BUT I TOOK IT ALL IN A STRIDE,

 

“I’M SORRY TO HEAR THAT MA’AM.

DO YOU HAPPEN TO HAVE HIS NEW NUMBER.”

 

“SURE THING!”

THE WOMAN CHEERFULLY REPLIED,  

LISTING OFF HIS NEW NUMBER.

 

I HUNG UP THE PHONE AND QUICKLY

CALLED THE NEW NUMBER AND WAS

SURPRISED TO HEAR A RECORDING.

 

“THANK YOU FOR CALLING

GREEN ACRES CEMETERY…”

 

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