THE TELEMARKETER
Added on: 10th Feb 2016
LISTEN A JOB IS A JOB,
WE ALL NEED TO FIND A WAY TO
PUT BREAD ON THE TABLE DON’T WE?
TO MAKE A LONG STORY SHORT
I’M A TELEMARKETER THAT’S MY JOB
AND THAT’S WHAT I DO.
IT’S NOT A JOB EVERYONE APPRECIATES,
BUT IT’S A JOB I ENJOY AND AM PROUD OF.
THE OTHER DAY I CALLED A HOUSE
AND A REAL NICE LADY ANSWERED THE PHONE,
SHE WAS REALLY HELPFUL AND FRIENDLY,
SHE WAS THE TYPE OF LADY THAT HELPS
A TELEMARKETER GET THROUGH A LONG DAY.
AFTER SOME PLEASANTRIES
I ASKED IF MR. SMITH WAS IN,
“I’M SORRY”, SHE ANSWERED
“I’M AFRAID HE DOESN’T LIVE HERE ANYMORE.”
NOW THAT WAS A REAL DISAPPOINTMENT
BEING THAT SHE WAS A NICE LADY AND ALL,
BUT I TOOK IT ALL IN A STRIDE,
“I’M SORRY TO HEAR THAT MA’AM.
DO YOU HAPPEN TO HAVE HIS NEW NUMBER.”
“SURE THING!”
THE WOMAN CHEERFULLY REPLIED,
LISTING OFF HIS NEW NUMBER.
I HUNG UP THE PHONE AND QUICKLY
CALLED THE NEW NUMBER AND WAS
SURPRISED TO HEAR A RECORDING.
“THANK YOU FOR CALLING
GREEN ACRES CEMETERY…”
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