ACCIDENTAL TEXT

I RECEIVED AN ACCIDENTAL TEXT

YESTERDAY,

IT SAID:

HI, BE HOME SOON,

LOVE YA,

DAVE XXX

BEING VALENTINE'S DAY

I THOUGHT I'D HAVE A BIT OF FUN

SO I TEXT THE BLOKE BACK:

DON'T BOTHER, I DON'T LOVE YOU,

YOU'RE A BASTARD, I HAVE BEEN

SHAGGING YOUR BROTHER.

I COULDN'T WAIT FOR THE REPLY,

THEN IT CAME:

YOU OK MUM?