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FIRST CHILD

Added on: 15th Feb 2016

 

BRIAN’S STRESS LEVEL WAS AT

UNSURPASSED LEVELS. 

 

HIS WIFE MAGGIE WAS IN LABOUR

AND BRIAN WAS SURE IT WAS TIME

TO HEAD TO THE HOSPITAL. 

 

BREATHING HEAVILY,

BRIAN GRABBED THE PHONE

AND CALLED THE DOCTOR.  

 

“MY WIFE, SHE’S READY,

SHOULD WE COME?”  

 

THE DOCTOR TRIED TO RELAX

THE POOR FELLOW,

 

“JUST TRY TO RELAX,

NOW TELL ME HOW MUCH TIME ELAPSES

BETWEEN THE CONTRACTIONS?” 

 

“SHIRLEY!”  

BRIAN SCREAMED AT

THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS,  

 

“HOW MUCH TIME IN BETWEEN

THE CONTRACTIONS?

 

TEN MINUTES?

OK, TEN MINUTES IN BETWEEN!”

 

“AND IS THIS HER FIRST CHILD?”

QUESTIONED THE DOCTOR.

 

“NO YOU STUPID NITWIT,

THIS IS HER HUSBAND!”

 

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