FIRST CHILD
Added on: 15th Feb 2016
BRIAN’S STRESS LEVEL WAS AT
UNSURPASSED LEVELS.
HIS WIFE MAGGIE WAS IN LABOUR
AND BRIAN WAS SURE IT WAS TIME
TO HEAD TO THE HOSPITAL.
BREATHING HEAVILY,
BRIAN GRABBED THE PHONE
AND CALLED THE DOCTOR.
“MY WIFE, SHE’S READY,
SHOULD WE COME?”
THE DOCTOR TRIED TO RELAX
THE POOR FELLOW,
“JUST TRY TO RELAX,
NOW TELL ME HOW MUCH TIME ELAPSES
BETWEEN THE CONTRACTIONS?”
“SHIRLEY!”
BRIAN SCREAMED AT
THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS,
“HOW MUCH TIME IN BETWEEN
THE CONTRACTIONS?
TEN MINUTES?
OK, TEN MINUTES IN BETWEEN!”
“AND IS THIS HER FIRST CHILD?”
QUESTIONED THE DOCTOR.
“NO YOU STUPID NITWIT,
THIS IS HER HUSBAND!”
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