THE DRUNK IN THE CEMETERY
Added on: 26th Feb 2016
‘BOB’S PUB WAS RIGHT NEXT DOOR
TO A CEMETERY.
ONE DAY IN MID WINTER A DRUNK
STUMBLED OUT OF THE TAVERN.
DUE TO HIS DRUNK STATE HE W
ASN’T CAREFUL WHERE HE WAS GOING
AND HE FELL INTO A FRESHLY DUG GRAVE.
“HELP!” SCREAMED THE DRUNK
ON THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS,
“I’M FREEZING!”
BEFORE LONG ANOTHER DRUNK
SAUNTERED OUT OF THE PUB AND
MADE HIS WAY TOWARDS
THE FIRST DRUNK’S CRIES.
“I’M FREEZING!”
SCREAMED THE FIRST DRUNK AGAIN.
“OF COURSE YOU ARE”
SCOLDED THE SECOND DRUNK,
COMING CLOSER.
“YOU KICKED OFF ALL OF THE DIRT
THEY HAD COVERED YOU UP WITH!”
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