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SUPERHEROES WHO REALLY DO EXIST

Added on: 28th Feb 2016

 

KNIGHT WARRIOR

Knight Warrior

Knight Warrior is a real-life superhero whose base of operations is

in Salford, Greater Manchester.  His mission statement in his own

words is: “My mission is to kick ass and chew bubble gum . . .

and I’m all out of gum.” All righttttttt, bud.

 

 

GEIST

Geist

Geist is another ordinary guy with an ordinary day job who turns

into a badass real-life superhero at night. He patrols the streets of

Rochester, NY, and will often prevent crime and graffiti

artists from vandalizing city structures.

 

 

DEX LASERSKATER

Dex Laserskater

Dex Laserskater, who has been featured in the Finnish magazine

Image, first started patrolling the streets of Helsinki in 1997.

He has modelled his eye-catching alter ego after the short-lived

comic-book hero Skateman. He specializes in guiding tourists,

tipping waiters, doormen, and street musicians and helping the police.

 

 

DC’S GUARDIAN

DC’s Guardian

DC’s Guardian grew up around war veterans and was inspired to

serve society in some way. This is how he ended up walking the

streets of Washington, D.C., handing out pocket-size versions of

America’s Constitution, to remind people not to take their

freedom for granted.

 

 

DARK GUARDIAN

Dark Guardian

This amazing guy recently opened up a Superhero Academy, where

he teaches children not only how to defend themselves, but also

lessons in morality. He is based out of New York, and has been known

to work with other superheroes to keep the streets safe.

 

 

CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA

Captain Australia

Captain Australia fought crime and operated for over two years in

Brisbane, Australia. Unfortunately, since July 2011 Captain Australia

has been inactive, as both his website and YouTube account have

not seen any updates since that time.

 

 

BAUHINIA HEROINE

Bauhinia Heroine

A masked woman in Hong Kong made headlines all over the country

for distributing food and money to the poor at night while dressed

in black tights, gloves, and boots, as local people tried to

speculate about her actual identity. The woman, who calls herself

“Bauhinia Heroine,” after the flower of Hong Kong, said her

appearance is inspired by Black Rose, a 1965 film starring Connie

Chan Po-chu, who played a woman who steals money from the

rich to aid the poor. Ironically, Bauhinia’s act inspired

filmmakers and made her story a movie too.

 

 

THANATOS

Thanatos

The name Thanatos comes from ancient Greek mythology, and is the

personification of Death itself. A sixty-five-year-old man named

Thanatos from Vancouver, Canada, helps people living on the

streets. After a police officer told him that the only thing some

homeless people have to look forward to is death, he figured that,

“death better get out there and start taking care of these

people.”

 


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